See what I did there?

Get it? It sounds like my "take" on life... but it's not. It's punny.
You might want to get used to that. I tend to tell awful jokes. Luckily, I sometimes tell stories that happen to be pretty funny.
I used to write a lot. I wanted to be a writer for a long time. I like making people laugh. And sometimes I just need to vent. So that's what this is going to be. Hopefully it'll make you laugh. Maybe sometimes it'll make you think. I expect it to be pretty consistently entertaining.
I'm an applause whore, so feel free to comment. I like to know what people think.

So here goes...