Just Call me Dr. Phil

Sometimes I just seem to articulate things just the way I want to to illustrate a point. For example:

My Friend: I think I just turned him into a bad guy.

Me: No you didn't. You can't turn someone into a bad guy. You just kept him beyond his expiration date. "Break up with by 11/20." I feel like right now we're in front of the proverbial relationship fridge with you holding him and asking me to see if he smells weird.

That'll be 5 cents

Sometimes...

This picture doesn't do it justice, but only a Florida sunset can turn a tourist wasteland like 192 into a postcard...